willet wallet

noun a leatherbound case for willets (turds stuck to a dick after anal sex), sometimes as large as an art portfolio.

Elton John never tours the world without his willet wallet.

by birdyharrison October 5, 2017

Locked Wallet

When someone who isn't broke but is cheap. They must have a locked wallet.

Went to dinner with my cousins. I picked up the check and asked them to leave the tip. One pulled out money, the other sipped his $7 drink. The tip total was about $18. I joked later with the cousin who paid that he must have had a locked wallet.

by Aston_D June 18, 2016

Ridge Wallet

Wallet usually owned by a closet pickle sniffer who surrounds himself by men.

Kyle always brings his ridge wallet to p-town

by Wally Dolly September 9, 2021

Wallet Bunny

Any side of sexs’ who simpley follows men or women of any age. Asks for money, from of the same or different sex. Taking money, or expensive personal belongings. Claiming that your getting together, and that it will be returned. But will never be returned. Nor will you be with that person.

You’re a God Damn Wallet Bunny!

by Coolster2016 April 21, 2019

Dirt Wallet

A vagina so filthy that it has begun to look like a dirt matted leather wallet. A Dirt Wallet will often carry diseases and should be avoided at all costs.

Dirt Wallets should only be approached after a thorough cleaning has been completed, and tests have been performed to ensure the Dirt Wallet is disease free.

Guy #1 - "Hey did you hook up with that girl last night?"
Guy #2 - "No, she had a total Dirt Wallet. I almost threw up."

by The Murricane January 5, 2011

Kevin's Wallet

An expensive wallet, usually from brands like Gucci, LV, or Supreme.

Wallet bought by people by the top 1% of the society, and used by the Rich.

That Vietnamese boi standing there have a Kevin's Wallet.

I am too poor to afford Kevin's wallet.

When Kevin's wallet come into our store, our cash register is filled with cash.

by Ultra rich boi July 21, 2020

gut wallet

a female's vagina. usually belonging to a whore.

yeah dude i beat the s out of her gut wallet last night

by mikemarshall3 October 15, 2008