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waistline wonders 

Gigantic tits that hang down near the waistline of a woman. Also known as "longies," or "saggies," these jugs are most commonly found on older women. Waistline wonders are known to cause backpain for the woman and neck pain for guys that jerk their heads to gawk at them while saying something to themselves like "jesus, those tits are fucking huge." Dog "The Bounty Hunter" Chapman's wife has a big American set of waistline wonders.
Waitress: "Hey guys, what can I get you."
Tony:"A pitcher of cold beer and a large pizza."
Waitress: "Okay, I'll be right back." (walking away)
Donnie: (to Tony) "Hot damn brother, did you see them titties."
Tony: "I always notice big titties my friend."
Donnie: "Them were some waistline wonders."
Tony: "haha, fuckin A yes they were, let's get drunk."
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Wain(s) is the Scottish term for child. Used mainly in the west of Scotland around the Glasgow area.
Wee Linda: Did ye know that Shantel's huvin ene'r wain???
Big Linda: Aye? That'll be so she kin get mare aff the social!!!
Wain by ScotchMick August 18, 2014
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Waiver Wire Whore 

One who picks up other Managers' backups off of the waiver wire in fantasy sports leagues, thus essentially fucking the other manager. The term was made famous back in 2001 when Non Solo picked up Dominic Rhodes, backup to Edgerrin James of the Indianapolis Colts in an attempt to fuck James' owner, the fabled Vinny Marlins organization.
Non Solo is such a waiver wire whore, he never drafts a good team.
Waiver Wire Whore by Vinny Marlin February 20, 2009

Tom Waits 

An artist that writes great songs that are covered by artists like the Eagles and Rod Stewart, yet still remains in the background of mainstream music.

see Tommy the Cat
My favorite Tom Waits album is Bone Machine.
Tom Waits by JohnnyT October 10, 2004

hurry up and wait

The concept of making every effort to arrive at a location ahead of the appointed time, with the expectation of having to wait upon arrival. The purpose behind the concept is that it builds a large amount of time into one's schedule, therefore accounting for unexpected occurrences.
When we went to the airport for our vacation, we followed the "hurry up and wait" philosophy, arriving several hours prior to our flight.
hurry up and wait by FS3T22Love April 27, 2008

waistebanding 

The act of hiding an erection by tucking one's penis under one's waisteband.
Person: "Dude I got a boner at lunch, and I wastebanded it."

Person 1: "How did you hide that?"
Person 2: "Waistebanding.
waistebanding by xmaddiex09 September 27, 2009

Wait, it's all cake? 

Always has been.
Wait, it's all cake? -The other astronaut points a gun at the first one and says- "Always has been."