waffcool

Someone who is obbsessed with waffles.

Yo nigga why you such a waffcool?

by Allison August 29, 2004

Waffle Kinesis

The supernatural ability to spontaneously generate and manipulate waffles. But unless you find someone with Syrup Kinesis, you're basically fucked.

Primer: "Brett, where'd you get that huge stack of waffles?"
Brett: "Waffle Kinesis, bitch!"
Primer: "SO JEALOUS!!"

by mcshittingallday December 23, 2009

Waffle the Cone

When the girl sticks a waffle cone up her vagina and the man inserts his penis into the waffle cone. The waffle cone asks as a make-due condom when you fuck in a Dairy Queen.

Man: Lets fuck in this Dairy Queen!
Girl: I can't get preggers again.
Man: We can waffle the cone.
Girl: Kayy!

by Jew-ish132 May 22, 2010

Waffle House Needy

When you need something (i.e. sex or food) so badly that you'll settle for something that is good for you right now, but you'll regret it in an hour.

It's been so long since I've gotten laid, I'm thinking of sleeping with Tina.
Dear lord, are you really that Waffle House needy?

by T_Hark March 7, 2011

wafflelessness

The state of being without waffles.

Having no waffles currently in your possesion and possibly wanting to have some.

Chris was dissapointed due to a sense of wafflelessness he experienced after finishing his breakfast.

by Quazmoz May 23, 2011

wafflegoth

Those losers at Denny's Restaurants at 2 in the morning with Beiber hair that think it is really cool to drink black coffee and be at Denny's at 2 in the morning.

That Hurley wearing wafflegoth looks like he should have been in bed hours ago, he has school in a few hours.

by ticklemeschlomo July 7, 2011

Waffateo

A guy who attracts dramatic gurls, loves rainbow 6 siege and loves to camp in it. Sexy latino with a loooooong history (on his computer too). He loves eating waffles, swearing when he loses and enjoys his special meme page. He also has a nigga bruda as his king of wakanda. But nothing is more important that his BEER. he also has a huge sausage that is closer to the spice everyday. His sarcasm is as much as his mudas spaget. This person also has a list of people to annoy his gurl is next on the list.

Jessica: " look at that sexy Waffateo, better than Leonardo DiCaprio>"
Waffateo: "Hey girl wanna be with me"
(3 months later with Careless Whisper music)
Jessica: "Finally I am the syrup of the waffle. When he invites me to his house, I am so taking the horse mask to my house so i can ride the horse."

by WAKANDAN KING January 10, 2019