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One Eyed Winston

When you friend or girlfriend is sleeping on their back and you casually walk up to them and fan or "batwing" your sack bag over their eye just nice making them look like a pirate with a scrotum eye patch.
As my roommate wobbled out of his room, he exclaimed "I must have got a One Eyed Winston last night, and my eye smells like scrote-sack.
by Vince Morgan August 28, 2019
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Sir Dexter Winston Himself

Sir Dexter Winston Himself did a backflip into jo mama trex style
by TyronesVienyMEat February 16, 2025
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Girby orba winston

A phrase used by two fake country boys I seen at carowinds
by Bottle eater July 20, 2022
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Winston

A guy whos dick is 3cm long and is so skinny like a stick. He like those girls who try to show off everything. he is smart on the inside but trys to act dumb in real life
girl : is that Winston! i wanna suck his tiny dick. different boy : wanna suck mine? girl : NOO! only winstons dick i wanna suck on!
by oop_ kid April 28, 2021
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Winston

a beautiful dog who thinks he is a human. looks like he crys if you ignore him for 0.01 milliseconds. probably possessed by a nice ghost. kind of dumb. will do anything and everything for family to protecc.
by crunkylover1234567890 November 11, 2021
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Winston

They are a beautiful man/boy who will grow up to be very successful in life
He’s a winston
by M4DK1N9 February 9, 2020
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Winstoning

The art of saying Winston, after someone responds to their name being called. Originates from American veteran and National hero Jack Winston. One can negate being "Winstoned" by loudly shouting "DURR".
Aidan: "Winstoning Donnie is so easy, he falls for it every single time.

Kit: "Yea, this girl in my class is so bad bro"
by PlayboiGoff September 27, 2023
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