Thumb Day

When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media

Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion

by Gary br April 2, 2017

randy day

The unfortunate names boy from Dan Howells 9th internet support group video.

Reference: Randy is like being horny
(IG: Theedgypotato)

My name is Randy Day and I hate my life

I'm Having a Randy day

I'm feeling pretty cheeky, lol feelin Randy

by Theedgypotato March 21, 2017

jawline for days

Really good looking, sharp jawline.
This line was used by Lady Gaga in American Horror Story Season 5: Hotel.

"Your boy has a jawline for days"

by thatweirdofromczech October 10, 2016

day friend

A friend you only hang out with during the day because they’re too messy to deal with at night, usually due to their partying ways or tendency to somehow always get you into trouble.

I have a rule with Edith: I only hang out with her before sunset. She’s strictly a day friend. The last night we went out, she released a family of raccoons in the club “because they need to dance too.”

by Sickomonster March 7, 2023

Palentine's Day

February 13th. If you are single and/or sick of the commercialization of Valentine's Day, you spend this day hanging out with your best friends, eating pizza, watching movies, and playing video games.

Watching a Lord of the Rings marathon with Chris has made this the best Palentine's Day ever.

by librarianmike February 12, 2013

Word of the Day

An extremely stupid word (i.e. Hungs, Masturbathe, Emotionap, etc.), that is almost certainly made up on the spot, that UD randomly puts on the front page and emails to all of its subscribers for no good reason at all. These "definitions" usually tend to be a pun or play on words and really don't make much sense.

Every goddamn Word Of The Day that has ever existed on this site since 2004 has been so mind-numbingly stupid that I feel that I've lost at least 40 IQ points.

by The real troofs, yo! September 8, 2013

Bluebird Day

A bright, clear, sunny day after a night of snowfall.

Nothing is prettier than a January bluebird day in Seattle.

by Emersonia December 15, 2011