Walkaway Wife Syndrome

When a female thinks she deserves more, but her man disagrees, so she destroys her family to go fuck random dudes. It's a part of feminism.

"I performed my husbandly duties, even though she'd scream at me after work and was obese, but then she called me an abuser right when she got her inheritance, and she suddenly left me alone with all the bills. People on reddit call it walkaway wife syndrome and say it's my fault."

by Phunnnn March 13, 2025

Take the wife somewhere nice

Anal Sex

Anything planned for the weekend?
Yeah Im gonna take the wife somewhere nice.
Up the arse?

by Wyvernflanker September 16, 2021

The good wife syndrome

When men watch this show it immediately shrinks their balls to the size of raisins.

Hey man have you seen Connor lately? No, why? He is tiny as hell and talks with a lisp. Wow he must have the good wife syndrome.

by Larrykernen September 23, 2022

wife-beater-status

An adjective used to describe someone who is jacked and has just the right chest and ab muscles to fit perfectly into a wife beater. In addition to chest and abs, arms (biceps, triceps, and deltoids) must also be tone and muscular. Obtained by using the bench-press and doing push-ups.

JT: Dude, going to the gym is going to get us to wife-beater-status!
KD: Yeah man, got to keep hitting the bench-press.
JT: Don't forget about push-ups.

KD: True son.

by JTandKD June 25, 2009

wife-beater shirt

The term is slang for a sleeveless white T-shirt – the kind famously worn by Sylvester Stallone in Rocky and Marlon Brando in A Streetcar Named Desire. Its reputation comes from those wearing the shirts while engaged in domestic violence.

"Check out that due in the dingy wife-beater shirt."

by The Trash Man May 24, 2014

Wife dating site

A site on the internet where you can date a married woman.

A great place to go if you want MILF and have penetratette fever.

That new wife dating site is hot.

by Deep blue 2012 December 28, 2009

wifeysexual

Only being attracted to your wife/wifey/waifu

Person 1: “So like, I’m in love with you bro.”
Person 2: “Sorry bro, but I only love my wife and no one else, miss me with that gay shit.”
Person 1: “Oh so you’re wifeysexual, my bad bro.”

by The Only Black Jesus November 28, 2020