Wifey

Somebody you’ll never get

Boy : will u be my wifey ?
Girl 1: walks away
Boy:will u be my wifey!?
Girl 2: sorry I’m late to my childs appointment

Boy:but u don’t have a child-

by The baddest gyat April 03, 2023

Wifey

My wifey Elise is the best in the world. Even though we’re not actually married and it’s just a joke, she’s still the fucking best.

You’re my wifey for lifey

by littlepotatobean April 05, 2019

wifey

a girl's best friend who is the moon her duck, they spend all their time together and become vsco girls! They'd choose each other over their boyfriends anyway, loving each other endlessly and eventually running to an island of gae.

"oh my goodness you are the moon to my duck!"
"oh my god i love you wifey sksk and i oop!"

by heathermcsoftnamara September 04, 2019

Wifey

Synonym of a Hot wife. A word used by cuckold guys for their cuck queen. Also a BBC chaser.

If that dude's wifey had as many dicks sticking out of her, as she's had up in her, she'd look like a porcupine.

by Fooling Mon J July 30, 2020

wifey

老婆SouljaBoyTellEm

Wifey = 老婆SouljaBoyTellEm

by SonGoku_ January 03, 2019

Wifey

Your wifey is your girl bestie that you love (platonically) Wifeys share a bond stronger than blood.

-"Omg yk that girl Megan, she became my wifey yesterday!"

by WivesForLives July 01, 2022

Wifey

Someone who will love you more then anyone because she will really make you feel special!! So if you have a “wifey” you better keep her And make her feel very special

Wifey= BEST FRIEND

Me: did you see my wifey
Someone: your best friend?

by Summ11 December 09, 2019