Haley Wheeler

The name I’ve unknowingly waited for my entire life.

Them: “If you could take any last name in the world, who would you take it from?”

Me: “Easy, either Wheeler will do.”

Haley Alise Wheeler is the only name I can see etched on my grave.

“That girl just pulled a Haley Wheeler”

by Haleymotherfuckingalise November 23, 2021

Jayden wheeler

Adopted lowlife, commiting life to love with their keyboard over friends and/or family

Adam: Hey dom come outside

Dom: no im shagging holly
Adam: Dont be such a Jayden wheeler

by Commander_Queef June 5, 2023

Mike Wheeler

A character from stranger things oddly desired by girls to be gay even though he’s a straight boy inlove with a girl

“All the girls are jealous but they want to kiss Mike wheeler played by finn”

by Mike Wheeler Is Straight June 14, 2023

Carson Wheeler

Big daddy

He's my Carson Wheeler.

by PrettyPotato994 March 21, 2023

charlie wheeler

Australian slang for an attractive, sexy woman.

Get a look at that Charlie Wheeler

by Survivetheperfectstorm March 27, 2023

Eighteen wheeler

Rhyming slang for "dealer"

Blew all me bugs with me eighteen wheeler this pay. Flat stinkin brassic mate!

by Faaarkenell March 29, 2023

Wheeler

Wheeler is the maddest of all lads. Never off a bender but he is also never off a lucky gal.

He has unbelievable rizz and can pull any female with little to no effort, and will not hesitate to document every experience with great detail.
His massive "personality" will have anybody running for a piece of Wheeler.

"Did you hear about that night Wheeler pulled whatshername in that bar?"

"Yes mac, wheeler is the god of all gods. Amen."

"Upa ra"

by gingerprick05 January 18, 2023