Weiner Wife

Someone's gay male life partner.

I bet that asshole homophobe Steve secretly has a weiner wife.

Weiner Wife by marble_player March 12, 2011

Weiner Rust

When a man has been sexually inactive for such a long period of time he begins to accumulate a rusty film around around his banana.

Jilll: When is the last time you had sex?

John: I'm a virgin.

Jill: WOW YOU ARE 48 YEARS OLD!!! YOU MUST HAVE A HUGE COAT OF WEINER RUST!!!

Weiner Rust by BIGCOCKY123 July 7, 2011

weiner farts 

Like a Queef, but for men.

Watch out bro, I think that dude has been storing up a powerful weiner farts. We better get out of here before he blows.

weiner farts by my boy slepnir August 5, 2017

weiner-tag 

It as a game played among friends where you lightly tap your friends weiner, and shout: "Weiner Tag". This is imortant that you do it anywhere/everywhere. And shout it loud enough for strangers to hear.

Bibby weiner-tagged me in walmart the other day, and the eldery couple behind us frowned.

weiner-tag by Bibby June 18, 2006

Weiner Beaters 

Hands, any hand used to beat off a weiner

Look at the size of those weiner beaters

Weiner Beaters by BenjiR2005 January 25, 2009

weiner cousin 

When 2 guys have sex with the same chick they become weiner cousins

After Josh slept with everyone of his pledge brothers ex-girlfriends he was not only their BALT but their weiner cousin as well.

weiner cousin by BigTallBezz November 18, 2009

Weiner head 

1. An exceptionally stupid, arrogant, or asshole-ish person; a prick.

I've worked with that guy before and he's a complete weiner head.

Weiner head by R. Deaven March 13, 2008