The Act/Process of washing one's self in a gas station/truck stop's bathroom sink with paper towels and hand soap. The process usually only covers the face, neck, underarms, and chest.
by Crazy Daniel "Webster" September 22, 2006
Get the Oklahoma car wash mug.The wash of shame refers to a situation in which a person must repeatedly wash and scrub their face, hands, fingers, genitals or any other body part or oriface used during sexual activity with someone that is dirty, nasty, unkept and just has raunchy smelling privates. The smell may be filthy body odor, smegma, or caused by infection. The wash of shame often occurs the morning after a night out at a bar, nightclub, or party. People undertaking the wash of shame have spent time with a sexual partner on a one-night stand, an office party fling, a parking lot quickie, a hotel romp or other sexual activity that rendered one or more body parts reeking of rancid odor akin to ground fish with onions, sour sausage with ripe cheese or just plain sour ass. The wash of shame is most noted by the fact that it often takes multiple washes and scrubs to minimize and reduce the presence of the stank and causes repeated feelings of remorse and regret.
Justin hung out wth his co-worker Jane after the office holiday party. After drinking more at a local bar, they went to Justin's car where he gave her a quick finger bang. The smell of dirty hot ass filled the car along with the sound of stirring mac n cheese as he fingered her love box. Justin spent the rest of the night at home doing the wash of shame. It took a gallon of bleach to clean the smell from his fingers and the feelings of regret caused pre-Monday return to work anxiety.
by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2015
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The term "Big Orange Belly Wash" was made popular by the late Charles Greens Jr., commonly known as Angry Grandpa.
The term "Big Orange Belly Wash" was made popular by the late Charles Greens Jr., commonly known as Angry Grandpa.
by thekaprisunstraw September 10, 2022
Get the Big Orange Belly Wash mug.A quick soap-free rinse of a plate, cup, or utensil which had recently been used. This is most useful for low-oil, water based, or dry foods. Wiping with a paper towel will usually remove residual food particles missed by the bachelor wash.
1. Since we were out of coffee cups, I bachelor washed the ones from breakfast and filled them up.
2. After a quick bachelor wash, the drinking glass went back in the cupboard.
3. I didn't want my date to think I was a pig, so I bachelor washed the dishes and tossed them in the cupboard.
2. After a quick bachelor wash, the drinking glass went back in the cupboard.
3. I didn't want my date to think I was a pig, so I bachelor washed the dishes and tossed them in the cupboard.
by wozdog July 15, 2009
Get the Bachelor Wash mug.The common practice of men, where after using a public restroom, instead of actually washing their hands, they simply slightly dampen them under the sink and then dry them on the pants or a paper towel. Thus giving the illusion that they did in fact wash their hands.
by Taliesinson July 10, 2008
Get the courtesy wash mug.Think of a salty wash as something similar to a facial, where instead of spooge on the face, it's now cum in the hair. This is typically evident in girls walking around the mall who just got up, are wearing their pajamas in public, and forgot to wash the jiz from their hair.
Hey, your girlfriend just walked out of the bathroom with that guy, and it looks like she's just had a salty wash. What a slut.
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