willet wallet

noun a leatherbound case for willets (turds stuck to a dick after anal sex), sometimes as large as an art portfolio.

Elton John never tours the world without his willet wallet.

by birdyharrison October 5, 2017

sausage wallet

cunt, pussy, fish mitten, haddock pastie, vagina, front botty, dick holster

"Love, give us a go on your sausage wallet".

by burrencrawler September 10, 2013

Ball's to the wallet

Well what more to say except a perfect way to blow your load in many possible ways all in the same evening much less. Short and sweet going all the way in everything you do in life.

I Gotta go ball's to the wallet in everything I do and just know the outcome will sometimes break the bank just as hard as your balls will administer to all.

by Peter deter July 9, 2019

leather wallet

A wallet made out of leather. What did you expect?

It felt good ejaculating into my leather wallet as a tribute to the photo of my deceased wife, whose picture I have in there.

by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

Wallet Bunny

Any side of sexs’ who simpley follows men or women of any age. Asks for money, from of the same or different sex. Taking money, or expensive personal belongings. Claiming that your getting together, and that it will be returned. But will never be returned. Nor will you be with that person.

You’re a God Damn Wallet Bunny!

by Coolster2016 April 21, 2019

Ridge Wallet

Wallet usually owned by a closet pickle sniffer who surrounds himself by men.

Kyle always brings his ridge wallet to p-town

by Wally Dolly September 9, 2021

Kevin's Wallet

An expensive wallet, usually from brands like Gucci, LV, or Supreme.

Wallet bought by people by the top 1% of the society, and used by the Rich.

That Vietnamese boi standing there have a Kevin's Wallet.

I am too poor to afford Kevin's wallet.

When Kevin's wallet come into our store, our cash register is filled with cash.

by Ultra rich boi July 21, 2020