venerable

Old ass mother who is particularly adept at solving crossword puzzles.

*tsk tsk* how could you even think of such a thing, harming our helpless venerables? :)

by Eli Jantzer January 21, 2008

Vendetta Kiss

When a girl, who has just finished givin head, kisses her partner on the mouth.

Damn, Kaitlyn gave me a vendetta kiss right after i blew a load in her mouth!

by Fruit fruit October 8, 2008

vendetta

Vendetta:if you do something to piss off people that they would want to get their gang members and beat the crap out of you then you would have sparked a vendetta kinda like the movie v for vendetta

the wanker talking in parliament said that African Americans are no longer allowed in certain clubs, this triggered a vendetta between the African Americans and the people voting for the guy in parliament.

by .:D-J:. May 12, 2007

venegence

The act of stealing an object of someone else's and calling it Karma. Usually, this is started by one stupid person, and continued for a long time. It is considered acceptable to ship objects of an enemy to Belguim. (Note: for those living in Europe, Asia, or Africa, it is considered acceptable to ship enemy objects to Mongolia or Argentina.) Normally, you call out venegence while the act has occured. Usually escalates.

Venegence! cried Bo as he tripped Ob.
Ob: Why did you do that?
Bo: Karma!
Ob proceeds to steal Bo's waterbottle at the next available oppurtunity.

by PhantomTheoden March 14, 2004

Vendeling Muhcheen

An alternate to saying "vending machine". This was created in 1998 when my friend and I decided the english language needed to be re-written. So USE it! Pass it on! Words are CHANGING!!!

That piece of shit vendeling muhcheen ate my dollar! TYPICAL!

by Hatebear May 9, 2003

veneno

Alcohol beverage, usually home-brewed, that has long since passed its expiration date

Say what? Lay off the veneno, bro.

by E.and.L March 5, 2009

v for vendetta

When you try to take a piss, but rather than one steady stream like you expected, it comes out in two or more different directions, up to 90° apart.

V because it can take a 'V' shape as you wee.

Vendetta because it usually leads to you missing the toilet/urinal, or getting it on your shoes.

Whenever I take a piss standing up, there's like a 50% chance it'll pull a dam V for Vendetta and I miss the target. Something must be wrong with the front door...

by whogivesashitman October 3, 2009