port vale f.c

Currently playing in a high division when you consider their inept ability to actually the sport of Football. Also known as Port Fail because of their fantastically pathetic record in football.

Port Fail have never won a major trophy

by matt November 11, 2004

Vale

A small town in Eastern Oregon inhabited by inbreds and meth heads. Particulary known for its overall low IQ and odor of farm animals.

Jeremy is so dumb.." "What do you expect? He's from Vale.

by TellNoLies December 23, 2010

vale tudo

Vale-tudo (anything goes) Similarly to MMA competitions and now used to describe the rules of the bout. A style of fighting in itself. The term vale tudo comes from the name of a television show that aired in Brazil. The show was a telecast of style-versus-style fights hosted by Hélio Gracie, which later changed into a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, bjj, tournament followed by the winner taking on an ivited fighter of some other style in a vale tudo match.

Can be used to explain gear and equipment in MMA.

If we are going to fight i want it to be a vale tudo match.

Are those vale tudo gloves.

by HawaiianHero November 3, 2006

valencia high school

ghetto school, people that go there usually do drugs

"what high school did u go to?"
"valencia high school"
"damn, thats ghetto"

by yoyo333 March 4, 2009

wilmer valderrama

Wilmer Valderrama is a sexxxyyy Venezuelan who thinks $1000 "cash-money" is a descent amount for prize money on his show Yo Momma. He told Howard Stern about deflowering Mandy Moore and and having sex with Lindsay Lohan, Ashlee Simpson, and Jennifer Love Hewitt, who denied it. He has a nice ass too . . .

Stella: Who's that ghetto Hispanic on Yo Momma?
Tabitha: That's Wilmer Valderrama, Lohan's ex.

by @#$%Stella August 23, 2006

Valedictorian

The schools biggest nerd

Wow that valedictorian should get a medal for being the biggest nerd

by Skier1997um May 25, 2015

Vale Park

A park in portslade with a abundance of sports equipment and playing equipment.A lot of open green space though.A high amount of feces,both animal and human.More condoms than a Trojan factory.

Yo bro,I checked out vale park last night.Shit was so cash.

by BigPurpleAsianMouse August 15, 2012