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Trayvon Vert

Trayvon Vert, also known as XO Trayvon Vert, or XO for short, is the king of memes. Through Instagram and Snapchat, he provides the people with quality memes. He is a key figure in the battle against normies, who are led by Daquan.
Trayvon Vert posts the best memes out there bro. Fuck Daquan.
by OG_Milkshake22 May 5, 2018
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Vertical Banana Split

A vertical (girl upside down, guy standing up) 69 with your choice of banana split topping: whipped cream, chocolate syrup, etc.
The Vertical Banana Split: guy picks up girl and turns her upside down so pussy is in face, apply chosen topping, proceed to suck/lick each others genitals. nom nom nom nom :P :O
by showerlovers October 28, 2009
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Verity

''Oh shit, I just went the bog and laid down a massive Verity''
by GrannyFanny June 16, 2008
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vertical frown

Guy: I saw you looking at thoes chicks.
Girl: Uhh no, I don't go that way.
Guy: Give it up, we all know you are down with the vertical frown.
by Marshbag December 25, 2006
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Vert

From the latin viridis or vireo this word is of archaic lineage embodying life and the peaceful light brought on by fertile growth. It is life force; beyond badass; past awesome; extreme without over-abundunce or gluttonous excess.

As is apparent in observing the many words throughout history using this root the exact definition is difficult to quantify. The old english vert: right to fell timber or French verte for green or Norwegian verten for great feudal lord all touch on the heart of what vert really is: a state of being.

More like an aspect to aspire to than a state actually possible to attain, vert has been compared to living without sin in Christianity or Buddhist enlightenment.

It has common connotation with Alan Moore's "The Green" life force connecting all vegitation in the DC universe. It is also often associated with Marijuana and Green Tea.
"Hey man, how are you?"
"Well I just smoked a fatty and got down and dirty with 3 Swedish swimsuit models so I'm positively vertin' my friend!"
"Dude that's some heavy vert!"
by Crummbrulee December 19, 2017
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Vertistrokes

A faux medical term to describe staying home to masterbate.
I can't come into work today I've got a case of the Vertistrokes.
by T2kizz April 8, 2013
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Vertigo

Something you have on Mondays or Fridays so you dont have to work or climb ladders.An easy out of work.Brought on by side jobs or loud music.
Mike J has vertigo today so you have to pick up his slack.
by comm man October 6, 2011
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