valentine's whore

A girl who is all sweet and nice to you just for the month of february just for your money, she is only in it for the gain of dinner and jewlery. Once you drop off the jewlery she's gone just like that in the next couple of days. She will attempt to cover it up by sweet bullshit talking until she is finally gone.

also see stealth bitch,dinner whore,valentines day,love,hate

Guy 1: That girl is a valentine's whore because she used my friend just for his money, and then took off...

Guy 2: What a stealth bitch. Im sure her friends are stealth minion's as well, better stay away from those.

by MYNAMEIST February 9, 2007

valentine's day

A day in mid-Feb. that many people are allergic to. This allergy causes probable crankiness and bitterness.

Fuck Valentine's Day! I say we erase it from the calendar!

by cranky and bitter February 15, 2007

alentina

Funny, caring , charming nice friend

Alentina loves food.

by Lida w. February 28, 2019

Valentin

a tall, handsome, consumer of food who never gains weight, no matter how much he eats.

wow that guy just ate 3 pizzas, how's he so thin? oh right, he's a valentin.

by urbanman123 September 8, 2011

Dirty Valentine

A nickname for a any player or a guy with a huge dick

Oh! Man. That guy is such a dirty Valentine?!

by Anna Wintorr June 11, 2020

valentuna

a nickname commonly used for a female freak who accepts her wierdness and spells 'valentina' wrong.

You're such a valentuna!

by happygringa:0 May 18, 2011

german valentine

when on valentine's day a love is given what seems like a box of chocolates but instead of chocolate it is filled with frozen turds.

"I gave Sandy a German valentine"

"Did it have nuts?"

by lazzar February 14, 2009