Twos on a bastard is when a men has a one night stand with a women, but if she has his kiddy he ain't sticking around, therefore making the kid a bastard. Also: you can never goes threes on a bastard caus its just unfair on the kiddy.
by iamthelazerviking December 26, 2006
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by Brian Howarth January 11, 2009
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Where a bunch of egotistical assholes come together to bitch about TV shows and spear anyone who hasn't passed AP English. The only thing they are good for is spoilers.
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Get the tops mug.Great payback to someone who's done ya wrong....Go to their house...excuse yourself to go to their bathroom. Lock door. Remove top of toilet...drop a duece...place top back on...Hence the term Topshelfer....
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