toobies

When a woman has very saggy breasts, so saggy that they resemble tubes of flesh.

Look at her toobies! Those things go down to her waist!

by Chester; March 11, 2007

twoodiler

one who "pokes" another continually on facebook without that other's consent.

taylor ingram is such a twoodiler.

by kimabu January 22, 2009

Twobacker

A girl whose breats are very small. The overall appearance is one of a person who posses two backs on the upper torso.

Hey check that chick out over there she is stunning, shame she is a twobacker.

Hey dude I felt like a necrophiliac when I was doing Sarah last night she was all ribs, a real twobacker

by Mp900rr July 18, 2009

Twotblock

when one girl really wants to screw the quarterback but her friend ruins it by saying something that makes him want to mingle elsewhere.

What the hell julie?! you totally just twotblocked me!

by the deconstructionalizer March 26, 2010

twookup

noun, a message sent via twitter with the intention and / or desired outcome of romance or intimacy. twitter hookup

Mary has so many followers because she is a twookup skank!

by curiousthomas July 28, 2010

Twoble

A phonetic way of spelling out "trouble" pronounced with a little bit of a lisp as if to impersonate a young, innocent child or other cute thing.

Guy: "scientifically speaking, is it possible to die of laughter?"
Girl: "i doubt it, unless it causes a cardiac arrest or something."
Guy: "hahaha, then i'm in twoble"

by Wahbanator February 18, 2011

tooboobulating

pleasuring one's self by placing lice on the pubic region

OMG i just walkedin on katie tooboobulating again... thats the 3rd time this week!

by allison&maria November 11, 2011