twinkie train

Twinkie train means 2 or more cars in a row with 20 inch rims or bigger.

"Here we come on them twinkie trains with the hood screamin we on our way"- Clipse

by Da Shredder February 25, 2007

Twinkie in the Porthole

To have penetrative sex.

I can't wait for Saturday night, I'm gonna put the twinkie in the porthole!

Last night, Garry put the twinkie in the porthole.

by testicheese December 24, 2019

Twinky Tidy

Twinky Tidy: -adj
(Abb: 'twidy')

When an individual cleans a room and it matches the standard of that of a twinks room in a porn film.

Have you seen Luke's room? It looks so twidy (twinky tidy)!

by UKTwink May 23, 2014

twinkie toss

(1) to give a very rough hand job that hurts, yet somehow feels oh so good
(2) to masturbate with little or no lube

My dick is so chapped from that freakin' twinkie toss she gave me last night.

by brotha from anotha motha November 1, 2005

Stinky Twinkie

The act of pooping out a live midget.

"Dude want to see me pull a Stinky Twinkie?!"
"Hell yeah I do! It's the miracle of life!" *high five*

by Triple N August 7, 2011

twinkie defense

Blaming your own fucked up actions on unrelated external factors. Basically, a complete bullshit excuse for doing something really fucked up. Taken from a famous court case where an accused murderer blamed his actions on a sugar high he got from eating too many Twinkies.

What do you mean? You only fucked that sheep because the moonlight made you horny? Fuck! That's a twinkie defense if I ever heard one, sheepfucker!

by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003

Pearl Twinkie

A sexual act, when a man ejaculates on another man's penis.

John wanted a pearl twinkie, so he told Tom to come on his penis.

by retepmai March 19, 2010