turtles

A game played in the car where the windows are rolled up and the fresh air vent is closed, then 1 or more (preferably all) of the occupants bust ass. The loser is the first person to open the window and stick their head out..resembling a turtle.

Oh, I got a good one coming!
Me too!! Let's play turtles!!!

by phishing phool July 12, 2017

turtless

Some little kid on xbox. He may or may not be downs. Known to stay up past his bedtime.

Wiseguy: Did you see that kid just get spawn killed through a metal wall?
Nameless: Yeah that was turtless for ya

by NamelessArc046 May 21, 2018

Turtlefishing

Picking out the chubbiest girl or guy in a crowd and befriending them with intent to sleep with them that night.

We went to jackpot for Mickey and the motor cars concert. Dirty nate went turtlefishing with the biggest girl in the house.

by Fatcatg August 26, 2018

turtleshell

Covering your dick with your balls.

James just showed me his turtleshell.

by Jesus66666 September 3, 2018

Turtles

The only animal that should be cared about. Don't use plastic straws bitch

And i opp is that a plastic straw. Save the turtles sksksks

by skskskVSCOGURL October 6, 2019

Turtles

something the vsco girls need you to save. go buy a metal straws instead of plastic ones.

Sarah: omg, Jessica is that a plastic straw??
Jessica: I-I could explain-
Sarah: YOU HAVE TO SAVE THE MF TURTLES!!!

by Anji🤧🥴 November 4, 2019

turtles

The best animal

world has turtles

by we like fortnite? March 5, 2020