one eyed bald man in a turtleneck

An uncircumcised penis

Guy: Have you ever met a one eyed bald man in a turtleneck?
Chick: no... Why?
Guy: Because you are tonight

by Sanity.is.a.sin March 29, 2017

Turtleneckface

A person who is a pretentious douchebag, asshole, or dipshit. Just an ass type person.

Laura: Wow, my boyfriend is such a turtleneckface.
Michelle: Tell me about it. He has been trying to get in my pants all week!

by diddliebopper November 25, 2011

Turtling

To crawl up in a ball or fetal position when too fucked up from alcohol or drugs.

Last night I got so fucked up I started turtling and went right to sleep.

by Andles September 6, 2013

turtling

To torture out of pure love.

Came to be because people cannot type, and typos are not a best friend.

By the way:
MH<3PS and PS<3MH .. Extended version of PS = PMS. :D

We are turtling Bobby.
Do not turtle me with your looovvve!!!
You turtled me with your love you biznatch.

by Bobby June 20, 2004

Tactical Turtleneck

A Turtleneck worn by a man to cover up embarrassing or hideous marks on a neck.

'I'm gonna have to put on my Tactical Turtleneck tonight, that girl I got with last night has made it look like a bear attacked me.'

by Batman3935 February 20, 2012

Turtling Out

When you have talked to the other partner in a long distance relationship so long on your cell phone that your battery dies mid conversation

"Diana's on the phone with Joe for so long that she keeps turtling out on the car ride home from work everyday."

by phillygirl74 December 21, 2008

turtling

to annoy.

She is hella turtling me right now.

Can you believe it? She's turtling everyone again.

by 4baf November 9, 2010