tulla

Pakistani slang for a cop. Tulla's are corrupt, overweight and waste no opportunity to exhort bribe from drivers. But you can't really blame them because they aren't payed very well and usually have 5 kids to feed at home. They stay away from flashy rich drivers.

That poor bastard we just raced got pulled over by some tullas, he's probably gonna lose his gas money too.

by Zaindy September 5, 2006

Turban Outfitters

Where Arabs go to do their namebrand shopping.

"Hey, Akbar. Check out this new Lacoste bomb-suitcase I got from Turban Outfitters!"

"Praise Allah! Durka durka! Jihad!"

by XDavid PolicastroX April 15, 2009

turca

(puerto rican) Usually said when someone gets really but really WASTED (drunk, I mean).

"I had such a turca last night. I was so wasted."
"Me di una clase de turca anoche. Estaba bien juma'a"

by MelissaCMR October 15, 2007

Kiss-turbate

The kissing of oneself

So, kiss-turbate!

by Kiss moi! July 27, 2010

turban tipping

the act of knocking a indian persons turban over unexpectedly.

Isabella: What'd you do this weekend?
Kristen: Oh just chilled out, got hella high and went turban tipping around little india: indian cuisine.

by KIKB March 8, 2010

Turban head

An offensive term for an Indian person

The guy at seven eleven: would you like to buy a slurpy?
Me: no, you turban head!
Bob: I'll take two, turban head.

by The man112 November 29, 2014

Muddy Turban

While having sex with an Arab chick, you cum in her hair. You then squat over her and diarrhea in it, forming a muddy turban.

I banged that secretary from Cair last night.
How was it?
Kinda shitty, since I gave her a muddy Turban.

CAIR- Center for American- Islamic Relations

by Cakeoriffic January 31, 2009