Cock turbin

Foreskin on the Byrd region

That guy has a cock turbin

by Jeff gilooly 1993 December 23, 2017

brandin turpin

A man with a dick that small its classed as a fanny (scottish term).

Brandins got a tadger a (small dick) (brandin turpin)

by Brandin turpin June 4, 2018

Like Turning a Cat Inside Out

A phrase that refers to a difficult task or goal to achieve.

Boy1: I really want to get an A on the test.
Boy2: What did you get on the last test?
Boy1: D.
Boy2: Good luck, its like turning a cat inside out.

by Gloobious November 4, 2019

Judge turpin

Hottest Judge in London.

You know Judge Turpin? He is the hottest Judge in London.

by Judge Turpin February 1, 2021

Rogue Turpin

A piece of shit stuck in your jap's eye after anal sex

Christ, I thought you said you'd douched? I've got a rogue Turpin here!

by Turpin March 17, 2023

Twin Turbine

When you're getting a blowjob, and the giver sticks their finger up your ass, which causes you to cum and shit at the same time

I was with a girl last night, and she caused me to have a twin turbine.

by Clay69 May 23, 2023

Erik Turpin

He likes Shae Apples. He is such a Johnson. He plays baseball and loves dried mango. He likes putting burritos in water bottles.

Is that Erik Turpin, the guy who is a Johnson?

by That Guy Himothy May 23, 2023