trumpet weed

A slang term for Brugmansia/Angels trumpet,a plant that can have you tripping balls.It is realated to datura,only less
potent.

Dude1: I gave my friend some trumpet weed and now look at him.

Dude2: Dude he's in for a long trip.

Friend: Look at that giant mouse with a paper hat.

by IRChemHappy May 10, 2006

Spunk Trumpet

The turgid, erect male phallus

With a quick thrust his Spunk Trumpet entered her lips and she blew and blew until her undies fell down.

by cleftistecho March 31, 2017

Bring on the Trumpets

1. A phrase that has grown popular after an advert for The Natural Confectionary Company featured a gummy bear, voiced by Matt Berry, shouting it at a gummy snake for little or no reason.

2. A statement often made at the point of orgasm.

1. Gummy Bear: Bring on the Trumpets!

2. Male: Oh God, I think I'm about to come
Female: Not in my hair plz
Male: BRING ON THE TRUMPETS!

by -Roachy- February 4, 2009

dude trumpet

Slang term for the male genitalia.

Hey bitch, play my dude trumpet

by Matthew January 20, 2004

Monkey Trumpets

used to express extreme disapointment in a situation...

ted- hey bill did you know our physics final is tomorrow?

bill- Oh monkey trumpets! I forgot!

by -PRIZM- January 18, 2008

crotch trumpet

the nickname given to a person, during masturbation, whos reproductive organ emits a sound similar to a blaring trumpet to display his sexual arousment to others

Ken, you crotch trumpet, make your cock shut the hell up! I've had enough of that shit for one night!

by Sneaky September 1, 2004

tub trumpet

When one places spread buttocks against a bathroom tub and releases flatulence. Creating a loud vibrating noise.

I wanted to anounce my presence in the home so i performed a tub trumpet to make myself known.

by Big whale blowhole February 25, 2017