trumpet weed

A slang term for Brugmansia/Angels trumpet,a plant that can have you tripping balls.It is realated to datura,only less
potent.
Dude1: I gave my friend some trumpet weed and now look at him.

Dude2: Dude he's in for a long trip.

Friend: Look at that giant mouse with a paper hat.
by IRChemHappy April 30, 2006
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Spunk Trumpet

The turgid, erect male phallus
With a quick thrust his Spunk Trumpet entered her lips and she blew and blew until her undies fell down.
by cleftistecho April 01, 2017
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Bring on the Trumpets

1. A phrase that has grown popular after an advert for The Natural Confectionary Company featured a gummy bear, voiced by Matt Berry, shouting it at a gummy snake for little or no reason.

2. A statement often made at the point of orgasm.
1. Gummy Bear: Bring on the Trumpets!

2. Male: Oh God, I think I'm about to come
Female: Not in my hair plz
Male: BRING ON THE TRUMPETS!
by -Roachy- February 04, 2009
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dude trumpet

by Matthew January 21, 2004
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Monkey Trumpets

used to express extreme disapointment in a situation...
ted- hey bill did you know our physics final is tomorrow?

bill- Oh monkey trumpets! I forgot!
by -PRIZM- January 18, 2008
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crotch trumpet

the nickname given to a person, during masturbation, whos reproductive organ emits a sound similar to a blaring trumpet to display his sexual arousment to others
Ken, you crotch trumpet, make your cock shut the hell up! I've had enough of that shit for one night!
by Sneaky September 02, 2004
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Nasal trumpet

During oral copulation, the gag reflex kicks in simultaneously with ejaculation, causing the jizz to flow retrograde out the nasal passage creating a trumpet like sounds.
I think I got a sinus infection from the nasal trumpet my boyfriend gave me last week...
by AMFK August 01, 2019
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