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woof ticket

you know jlo... why u selling woof tickets?
or
why you selling tickets
by john h January 21, 2004
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Drink Tickets

Lower level rank in the Joker-San Female Rating System. Describes a party girl whos really into booze. She is hammered most of the time, causing her looks to fall in the shitter, but will bang anyone for free Drink Tickets.
"Aw man, I was at this party last night, and this chick was total Drink Tickets. I wasn't hammered enough to bang her, but Joker was so plastered, he humped her right there on the couch!"
by SP00NS October 7, 2007
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2 Tricked Hoe

A girl who goes around to a bunch of diffrent guys saying she likes them and on most occasions fucks them, and cant make up her mind which one she wants to be with, also known as a michelle
Damn look at that bitch shes a 2 tricked hoe
by houdinhi January 11, 2009
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Selling tickets

1) To tell lies, fabricate story, or express untruths

2) A shorter form of phrase to sell "woof" tickets, just with "woof" removen from phrase. This shorter form of the phrase is native to the Northern California's Bay Area.
Jack: Yeah dude, I was just chilling with some fine bitties last night

Joe: Come on bro, I saw you at Jack in the Box with your boys.....you're selling tickets son..

Jack: Aight bro I admit it, I was giving them out for free there, hahahah

Joe: Hahahahaha

Description of Situation: Joe called Jack out for lying and Jack admitted to lying
by VKNY April 17, 2008
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Meal ticket

A wealthy rich man, who is usually used by a younger more attractive woman
The only reason that 25 year old model is dating that ass ugly 50 year old lawyer is because he’s her meal ticket
by Bernie Lomax May 7, 2019
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ticket

"Yo this joint cost me a ticket"
by Money May 13, 2005
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Ticketmaster Convenience Charge

the money you give to someone (e.g., Ticketmaster), which they use to clean you up after they rape you in the ass.
The tickets were only $25, but I had to give them another $20 for something called a "Ticketmaster Convenience Charge."
by mind the gap October 14, 2011
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