while girl gives oral sex in a moving automobile you slam on the brakes, causing her face to violently bash the steeringwheel. when she looks up to sceam in pain bust the fatty load right into her already busted up eye. resulting in a traveling bizmark.
by Anonymous October 25, 2003

The mysterious device used to transport very drunk people home after a heavy night. When you wake up in the morning, your memory of getting home has been completely erased.
Dave: Morning Dave, how'd you get home last night? You could barely stand up.
Dave: Christ knows, must have been the beer travelator I guess!
Dave: Christ knows, must have been the beer travelator I guess!
by FatBob January 21, 2004

by Traveling Bob July 30, 2006

by bighunkk December 7, 2013

by ishitjam April 16, 2019

A case of diarrhea so severe that you'll just be walking hence 'travelers' diarrhea and all of a sudden you soil yourself without expecting it. This can be incredibly humiliating.
by Cassanooova March 7, 2008

A close friend to baby-sit your stupid ass when tripping on any of the following:
Shrooms
Salvia
Acid
LSD
Crys
etc.
This person should be a very close friend so you can trust them not to harm you or cause any long-term damage to you.
Shrooms
Salvia
Acid
LSD
Crys
etc.
This person should be a very close friend so you can trust them not to harm you or cause any long-term damage to you.
James: Dude where the hell is the travel guide?
George: IDK man. who cares lets do this salvia.
James: Okay
3 hours later James and George are dead.
George: IDK man. who cares lets do this salvia.
James: Okay
3 hours later James and George are dead.
by James T. Carson April 22, 2006
