transitional governmental policy

(n.) Making stuff up, pretending it matters, then changing your mind later.

in high school...
zac: "wanna go out???"
Renee: "I dunno, im getting married to Jake Veber"

at JFK airport...
zac: "wanna go out???"
Renee: "sure, that marriage was onvy a transitional governmental policy..."

by zacharydestasolomon January 31, 2022

The transitive property

If I steal a sandwich from a gas station I haven't somehow defeated the gas station owner and, therefore, get to keep the sandwich and/or get paid instead of the gas station.

Hym Iam "That's not how the transitive property works."

by Hym Iam January 28, 2026