Religous Touretts

Syndrome, which most people have, that causes them to exclaim things relating to a religion or has a religious background.

Christian Woman: "Sweet holy mary mother of jesus our lord and savior!"

Random Guy: "She has Religous Touretts and needs the hospital!"

Christian Woman: "Oh Lord!"

by xXRenegadeXx April 27, 2009

Tourette's syndrome

A disorder of the brain that causes its victims to twitch uncontrollably and to scream incoherently and often with obscene words.

Michael isn't crazy. You have to understand, he has Tourette's syndrome.

by pentozali June 26, 2006

vaginal tourette's

A condition that causes an individual to randomly yell out words that are usually associated with female reproductive organs.

Ex.
Twat, piss-clam, snach, cunt, beaver, love hole, pussy, clitoris, ovary, fallopian tube, uterus, ect…

IE:
Brian drops a TV on his foot and yells “ AHHHHHHHHH........... Pussy, clit, cunt “
You say “Damn Brian you got vaginal tourette's or something’?”

by The Crackin' January 16, 2014

Internet Tourettes

A condition in which people with myspace, facebook, etc. put random, irrelevant things in his/her status. Often using ALL CAPS and containing two or more exclaimation points.

"MY CHURRO CAN TURN INTO A PINK FROSTED DONUT!!!"

Person1: "What's your favorite band?"
Person2: "OMGWTFBBQTOTALLYCOOL ME TOO!!!!!"
Person1; "Dude, you have Internet Tourettes, they have pills for that now."

by GuiltySpark June 8, 2009

Sexual Tourettes

The spontaneous out breaking of sexual activity. This can be anything from making out and up. Sexual is usually an off and on thing. One moment you'll be talking to the couple about something and the next they're kissing and then they're back to talking to you. This will happening multiple times during a conversation or social gathering.

"I swear patrick and katie have sexual tourettes. They keep making out at random times in public".

by OnWisconsin123 April 9, 2011

Asshole Tourette’s

The result off over eating too much greasy food. You end up shitting your brains out in an uncontrolled manor.

I had KFC for lunch and Mexican for dinner and a long night of Asshole Tourette’s. As a side note, I lost 10 lbs.

by Dirk Diggler Stunt Double December 28, 2022

Existential Tourettes

Nervous or paranoid tics resulting in an overwhelming desire to yell or inability to control anger aimed at those who don't appreciate the gravity of serious matters that cause the rest of humanity to suffer as a result.

During the pandemic, John let existential tourettes get the better of him when he shouted at a crowd of people not wearing facemasks, "God d****t, this is why we can't have nice things, you f*****s!"

by SlackerPoet5884 July 16, 2020