north toronto

Lawrence-Eglinton area of Toronto. Full of white, stuck-up brats, which most commonly attend Northern S.S., Lawrence Park C.I., or North Toronto C.I. Residents spend a majority of their time is Starbucks gossiping about pointless shit that no one cares about. North Toronto mothers tend to share clothes with their slutty daughters and continue to dye their hair blonde, despite being 40-50 years of age. Typically as intelligent as bricks, they are impossible to carry a conversation with. Main priorities of North Toronto teenagers include smoking pot and getting drunk. Tend to be chain texters, and cannot live without their cell phones. Major douchebags in general.

How to spot a North Toronto girl:
- Roots sweat pants
- Uggs or moccasins
- Mountain Equipment Co-Op backpack (blue)
- Starbucks cup in hand
- Dyed blonde hair

OMG!! North Toronto hockey players r very sexy!!!!!!! i hope we can all get drunk at da afterparty so i can suck der dicks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lawl!!!!!!

by darlaaaa May 23, 2008

Toronto

A city that makes Vancouver and Montreal look positively dull and boring. It has the most popular hockey franchise in the world, stunning landmarks and is the cultural, economic, and sports centre of Canada. No other city in CDA has 5 pro sports franchises, nor the degree of multiculturalism and general good vibes that exist in the City. Many people who live just outside the city will say that they "are from Toronto" and those who live nowhere near are generally envious or spiteful, though never admit it. GO TORONTO!

Lets plan out travels honey, which will it be, The east coast? We can see drug addled vancouver and the most poluted pacific port north of seattle. Or we could see montreal and get mugged in front of a seedy strip club. Or maybe Toronto?

by hhh January 29, 2005

Toronto

A city in Southern Ontario, Canada where it takes two days to change a light bulb... A Torontonian holds the light bulb while the earth revolves twice!

1) Hey, did you hear about Toronto? The inhabitants there actually think the earth revolves around them.
2) People in Toronto think they are 'world-class', but when you ask about that, they ramble on about a second grade geography lesson.
3) Ask a Torontonian about the geography of their city and they'll tell you they think the universe is bounded by their suburbs Scarberia, Mississludga and Bonehill!

by Yuill November 16, 2011

toronto

toronto is the fourth biggest city in north america so for the guy who listed about 10 american cities that were bigger is wrong, the only US cities that are bigger than toronto are new york city, LA and chicago so do your homework before you talk smack.

yankee- hey toronto is smaller than almost every city in the US

canuck- do your research and shut the hell up

by buddah_blazer March 29, 2007

Toronto Testicle Tap

When you submerge your hand in icy water until it is nearly frozen. Then you lightly tap someone's testicles with your hand.

Oh man, I just spent last night with some Canadian girl. She started things off with a toronto testicle tap. It totally killed the mood. I don't know what was up with her.

by RougeLeader13 August 27, 2006

toronto maple leafs

1.The best and most popular team in the NHL.

2. The team single handedly responsible for the demise of the Ottawa Senators from the playoffs.

3.The team with the highest fan base

4.Home of Tie Domi, the player who can kick anyone's ass.

5.One of the original four teams, winners of 11 cup wins, second highest in the league.

6.Resonsible for the kick ass parties on Yonge Street.

The Leafs are the best team ever!

by Leafs Kick @$$ June 2, 2005

Toronto FC

A truly terrible Football (Soccer) team based in Toronto. They have great fans who deserve a better team. The only way is up for them.

Did you catch the Toronto FC game last night? Unfortunately, yes.

by Dwayne De Rosario March 8, 2013