by TakerT June 9, 2011
Get the toolerman mug.This is very similar to a topper, one that will try to top anything you say or do with something they have done better. However, a Topper Chopper is someone that will chop a person down if they can't top them. Once they feel they are being out-topped, they will turn to trying to degrade you, rip you and insult you in any way possible, showing they are better than you.
Want to have some fun? Get a Topper and a Topper Chopper together. Or, if you dare...try to get two Topper Choppers together, but beware; they may come to blows.
Want to have some fun? Get a Topper and a Topper Chopper together. Or, if you dare...try to get two Topper Choppers together, but beware; they may come to blows.
Out for beers after a round of golf.
Normal Dude: "Hey everyone, I just shot an 81, my personal best on this course. Beers are on me."
Topper Chopper: I shot a 79 here two weeks ago.
Normal Dude: Awesome, but did you have a hole in one on the eleventh hole?
Topper Chopper: uhh...ummm. No, but my girl-friend is hotter than yours, and you will always be ugly.
Normal Dude: "Hey everyone, I just shot an 81, my personal best on this course. Beers are on me."
Topper Chopper: I shot a 79 here two weeks ago.
Normal Dude: Awesome, but did you have a hole in one on the eleventh hole?
Topper Chopper: uhh...ummm. No, but my girl-friend is hotter than yours, and you will always be ugly.
by DaTruth33 February 27, 2014
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by EpicDicti0naryMak3r May 5, 2021
Get the TwoPercentSkimm mug.When a male with a considerably long goatee it’s a girls pussy and she comes on his beard. Then the mail, with his soaked goatee, pins her down and wipes it across her forehead in a mopping motion.
(Example 1) “Yo dude I was with this big boobed Latina and I gave her a Topper Mopper.”
(Example 2) “I still can’t get the smell out of my goatee after that Topper Mopper last night.”
(Example 2) “I still can’t get the smell out of my goatee after that Topper Mopper last night.”
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