tookin

The absolute cutest beautiful-ist EMILY in the world!!!

Person1: Hey are you with someone?
Person2: Yeah me and my "tookin" are the sweetest couple! We have our differences but our similarities outweigh all of them 100%. " I LOVE my "tookin"

by katsnbats March 17, 2018

Tooting

Playing a wind instrument, such as the recorder or a flute.

That girl is really tooting her flute very well!

by Ten-Pin Master June 13, 2008

rootin tootin shootin parachutin

The art of sexual intercourse while sky diving and tooting on her tits. All the while shooting your cum in her face.

I wanna rootin tootin shootin parachutin Kim so bad

by Fergus Forsyth! April 20, 2014

tootin

to fart. expel gas from your anus.

hey who's tootin over there? i think jack just tooted. he's gasy today.

by pb6074 November 10, 2013

rootinest tootinest

rootinest could be the way the word route sounded from cowhands,and tootinest could be the farts from all the beans they ate on the route or trail.Or and other wise you might even say rootinest means rowdiest instead of roughest.

If you ever saw Blazing Saddles,there would be an example of tooting around the camp fire.That was one rootinest tootinest time at the campfire.So I take exception to the meaning roughest and toughest.It don't make sense.It was an after dinner time thank you to the cook.

by alfred sinclair October 14, 2011

tooping

to toot and poop at the same time.

"that baby is tooping hardcore, you should go change her"

"grandma's tooping again"

by butt-crack sisters October 27, 2011

tooping

To text someone while pooping

guy in stall 1: "hey man your awfully quiet over there"

guy in stall 2: "sorry bro, I was tooping my girlfriend"

by cowboys24fan November 5, 2010