Toast Job

A sexual act where a man recieves a hand job so that he ejaculates onto a piece of toast. The woman then eats the cum covered piece of toast.

Mike was bragging all day about how Julie gave him a toast job last night.

by anonymandias March 03, 2010

Taco toast

When two women (generally lesbians) rub their vaginas together to achieve sexual climax. Formerly referred to as "scissoring". (Taco toasting when used as a verb)

Hey gurl, after we climax using vibrators let's taco toast to celebrate!

by taco Tuesday April 24, 2015

The Grand Toast

The grand master, a person of great worth and importance, often a leader.

Steve is the grand toast of this corperation

by G37_7h3_d00r May 05, 2004

afterbirth on toast

slang term for bad pizza

that pizza was so bad it looked like afterbirth on toast

by Woodnone September 01, 2009

toast game

A game played where a group of guy is around a toast and have to jack off to cum on the toast. Then the last one to jizz on the piece of bread has to eat it.

We played the toast game last night, thank god I didn't have to eat that semen covered toast.

by blumpkin666 March 20, 2011

roasted and toasted

A remark one can say after roasting someone and the individual roasted has no more comebacks.

The squad leader let down some serious roasts! That guy was roasted and toasted!

by Treecko666 December 19, 2015

Holy toast

The expression in which your so shocked you can't think about anything but toast.

"he asked me out!"
"HOLY TOAST!"

by Holy toaster January 20, 2012