Mr hankeys tophat

When you take a shit in urine sample jar then place screw on lid on top of turd ,WITHOUT LAUGHING ,handing it to parole officer.

I MR HANKEYS TOPHAT ed that motherfucker!!!

by D6⁶6 February 20, 2022

Dr. Tophat

A shitty channel with no good content

Have you seen Dr. Tophat? His content is the fucking worst

by Dr. Tophat September 14, 2020

messy tophat

When one uses a wool hat as a masturbation aid and, upon being walked in on, places said hat up on their head.

Did you hear about Greg? His mom almost caught him jerking off and he had to pull a messy tophat!

by notnops January 16, 2008

Tomahawk

While fucking a girl from behind, grab her ponytail and yank it up and down in the same fashion you would a tomahawk.

Tomahawking experts sometimes also rapidly cover and uncover the girl's mouth by reaching around her face with their free hand. If done correctly, this simulates a traditional aboriginal mating call.

Yo I tomahawked the shit out of her last night. She had a sore neck and everything!

by theonlygomanever December 19, 2008

tahara

Is a crazy person that loves to kick people and call them dirks

theres a tahara coming! Run for your life!

by Bob Shmiit June 12, 2008

Pulling a Taha

Sexually molesting young girls

My uncle Randy just got caught Pulling a Taha and now he is in jail getting beat up because that’s what happens to sexual predators like my uncle Randy

by xXPARKERXx March 1, 2019

toah

when a guy see's a hot girl and wants to do some naughty things to her, he would say "TOAH". the sound is similar to spitting, except no saliva comes out, more like the act of it.
Also, a form of lubrication... This involves spitting on the penis before inserting it into a womens vagina, or ass. this will help things going a little better.

Hey Troy, check out that hot chick over there!!!. Troy says "where?", i say "over there", he looks at her and says a massive "TOAH".

by roboto83 April 7, 2011