twisted fucker

Some one who is messed up sexually

George: Man my boss is a twisted fucker, she is always trying to get in my pants.
Lucas: How old ?
George: OLD.

by Mister Hickie January 6, 2016

twisted at the dick

When two straight bros hang out so much they don't know it yet but they can't separate.

Joe and Kyle are so into each other. I thought they were straight. They are, they're just twisted at the dick.

by A kid named three November 20, 2016

twisted penis

When a men twists his penis and attends to shove it up his ass

Oh my god Trevel committed twisted penis

by trevelhasasmalldick February 28, 2017

Twisted Jen

When someone, usually a woman, inserts their finger into a mans penis and proceeds to twist it back and forth

David: "I've been pissing sideways for days."
Mitch: "Why?"
David: "Got a wicked Twisted Jen a few days back, still haven't recovered."

by FuckYouBrando November 19, 2017

Tished out

To be a psychopath with numerous dicks in you at the same time. Also numbers these dicks by revelance. Kyle is always number 1 and the billionaires are under him and Justin is fluctuating.

Man... she or he is all fuckin Tished out today! Wish she’d deflate those Tished out tits!

by Thehammer October 2, 2018

Tilted Towers

A Place which is bad because when you land you instantly die

Tilted Towers is where to die

by FHOFFLKSFJSFKJDFD October 14, 2018

tristed

Tristed is when you’re simultaneously a trusted business advisor and twisted off that Hennessy.

Joe gave some tristed advice to the CEO.

by Tristed Advisor January 3, 2019