Timo Hempel

It's a joke you make with your friends.

Joe:"Hey you know Timo Hempel?"
Mikael:"Who is Timo Hempel?"
Joe:"Timo Hempel my NUTS!"

by Kami_kazuya August 29, 2022

Timaru

More commonly known as 'Hell on Earth'. Anyone who A) Was born outside of Timaru, or B) Has lived outside of Timaru, is generally considered 'too polluted by outside influences' to function within Timaru society. All the people there are a bit... Spacey. To say the least.

Timaruvian: "He--Oh, you come from the Outside."
Another person: "You mean Invercargill? Yes."
Timaruvian: -shuns other person-
Other person: "Fuck." -leaves-

by JaffaKree November 6, 2011

Cheyanne Tidmore

Cheyanne Tidmore, the most beautiful girl that I know. She has the most beautiful eyes to ever be seen, a heart of gold and the best personality you could ever imagine. She is perfect. I just know that I will never be lucky enough to be with her.

I wish I could hang out with Cheyanne Tidmore right now.

by xx_foreversolitary_xx May 4, 2019

Two Timer

A two timer is a person who (during sexual intercourse) claps two times and climaxes.

“Bro don’t be a two timer”

by TotallyNotATwoTimer09 April 11, 2022

timofej

He's mother f*cker

Oml- why are timofej's so ugly-

by anonymous October 5, 2020

tamor

something unwanted due to a broken condom or lack of brains in the male half of the sex

oh no! the condom broken we are going to have a kid named tamor NOOOOOO!

by Hod_gy October 18, 2008

timo

popular landlord of clactons maddest pub . limping dad of 3, guiness swilling , meat raffle scaming man at c&a .drives a mystry machine vw bus enough said ! LOVED BY ALL
"its a local pub for local people "

oi timo , 5 mint aero,s and a bag of scratchers mate .

by the queens outsider January 11, 2005