More commonly known as 'Hell on Earth'. Anyone who A) Was born outside of Timaru, or B) Has lived outside of Timaru, is generally considered 'too polluted by outside influences' to function within Timaru society. All the people there are a bit... Spacey. To say the least.
Timaruvian: "He--Oh, you come from the Outside."
Another person: "You mean Invercargill? Yes."
Timaruvian: -shuns other person-
Other person: "Fuck." -leaves-
Another person: "You mean Invercargill? Yes."
Timaruvian: -shuns other person-
Other person: "Fuck." -leaves-
by JaffaKree November 6, 2011
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