Thumper

Masturbating and shitting simultaneously.

Dave: I’ve just had the best thumper in Wetherspoons toilet!
Alan: What’s a thunper?
Dave: A wank and a shit at the same time!
Alan: I’ll be right back, I’m going to Wetherspoons toilet!

by B. Kizzle September 24, 2022

Tub Thumper

Someone who's just wild about Harry and Harry's wild about her.

I'm suing my boyfriend for marriage under the Americans with Disabilities Act on the grounds were trying to mutually sabotage our Pursuit of Happiness as incarcerated individuals. We and are friends are tub thumpers in this cause.

by Poquets January 13, 2023

Thumper

a slang term for a burnt disposal vape

Joe: oh shit this burnt as hell
will: yeah that’s the thumper

by Large Will December 29, 2021

Thumper

When a female has a heartbeat in her vagina; pussy

Girl 1: OMG that hot guy gave me a thumper
Girl 2: OMG SAME GIRLY

by The Dawg Whitney October 9, 2022

Chocolate Thumper

A male with a preference for performing anal penetration.

I know he's straight but I reckon he's a Chocolate Thumper

by Yorkshirecunt July 23, 2025

thumper sticker

A bumper sticker-like slogan imprinted on a t-shirt.

"Hey, did you see that thumper sticker on that guy's t-shirt?"

"Wow, the thumper sticker on that woman's t-shirt is cool!"

by PRwiz101 May 10, 2009

Thumper

A thumper is a charismatic protestant Christian Zelot who pushing religion on others and only uses the King James version of the bible and is radical that they will speak in quotes from the bible and only listens to approved Christian music . Their beliefs are so extreme that they actually believe anyone who is not a charismatic Christian is a devil

Example 1 :The Thumper is on the street preaching to everyone and is waiting for YHYW to take him away . Example 2 : The thumper won't cross the street till Jesus tells him to. Example 3 : The thumper keeps quoting gibberish and won't have a logical conversion, and all I did was ask how he was doing .

by MrBlackstone July 2, 2022