Nut of shame

The ‘nut of shame’ is when someone deeply regrets having sex with someone, or beating their meat to someone/something

“I regret ever fucking Tiana ugly ass bro, even though the head was fire I definitely busted a nut of shame”

“At least you didn’t beat your meat to her on facetime. Definitely a nut a shame.”

by lulbaby.c May 1, 2019

brain shaming

To make someone feel bad about themselves for being stupid.

Jane was totally brain shaming Kate for turning up on the wrong night.

Anthony stop brain shaming your boss or you’ll never get promoted.

by Hedge 1 March 2, 2019

janitorial shame

When a person embellishes his menial job with an important sounding title

"I work in the maintenance department as a sanitation engineering specialist" bragged Custodian Curtiss, trying to hide his janitorial shame.

by bookworm1635 January 27, 2014

Turn of Shame

When you participate and win a street race, the car you were racing makes a turn on the next street without acknowledging your win with a thumbs up or anything of that kind.

I was going to race him again, but he made the turn of shame!

by Mish R3 May 1, 2012

Masturbation Shame

An intense feeling of self hatred and shame one will receive after masturbating, often when they have masturbated to something that may be considered deviated or weird.

The feeling I get after I masturbate to intense Triple Fisting is referred to as Masturbation Shame.

by David Daunt July 15, 2016

waddle of shame

The awkward pants-around-your-ankles shuffle you are forced to do when the last person didn't replace the toilet paper and the spares are far out of reach.

Curse you brother for forcing the waddle of shame upon me! Replace the toilet paper when you finish the roll!

by liliawhisper April 8, 2015

Shameful shower

Taking a shower after going the bathroom, because you are all out of toilet paper.

I'm too lazy to go to the store, so after my morning shit, I had to take a shameful shower.

by urbandictionaryuser19372 January 7, 2012