Playground Peanut

The act of leaving a small peanut sized shit inside the baby swing at your local playground for an unfortunate soul to set their child in.
Honey, Honey don't set Kevin in that one, last time he left a Playground Peanut
by AShrekle February 9, 2018
mugGet the Playground Peanutmug.

Peanut hairs

After taking a shit Kelli decided to eat my peanut hairs
by Conklol August 3, 2013
mugGet the Peanut hairsmug.

butt peanuts

(Noun) The hardened globules of fecal matter that cling to anal hair with the strength of epoxy resin after one has failed to wipe adequately following defecation.

Sometimes used as an expression of annoyance and/or frustration
I was about to give this gorgeous boi a good rimming, but put my tongue away when I saw butt peanuts

I forgot to turn off the kettle. Butt peanuts!
by vanderspoor August 3, 2011
mugGet the butt peanutsmug.

Peanut Bulb

A bulb mainly used in the automotive industry with the identification number "194". They are commonly used as license plate light, parking light, etc.

The main reason behind it's name is that it is actually the perfect size of a typical peanut and because these bulbs are so common, and asked at the parts counter so often, it has been given it's own affinitive name: peanut bulb.
Hey Joe, I need two peanut bulbs for repair order number 1234.

Right peanut bulb out! (During a light check)
by Michael the mechanic. December 29, 2012
mugGet the Peanut Bulbmug.

Wasabi Peanuts

Wasabi Peanuts are small, green, frozen balls of Hate that are shat out by the Devil. Easily confused with candied chocolates (at first visual inspection).
Guy 1 to Guy 2: "... so they were like these little green frozen balls of hate that the Devil shat out"

(Random Guy walks in at end of conversation): You mean wasabi peanuts?

Guy 1: Yeah. It's amazing that you knew exactly what I meant by that.
by farmboyandapirate February 5, 2012
mugGet the Wasabi Peanutsmug.

Peanut in the Turd

The one positive thing about something that is awful in every other way.
Otis: "Hey, Gunther, have you seen any of the Twilight movies?" Gunther: "Yeah, they were awful. Alice was pretty hot though. She was definitely the PEANUT IN THE TURD."
by AllTheGoodNamsAreTaken September 14, 2013
mugGet the Peanut in the Turdmug.

peanut gallery

term used on the '50s tv show "Howdy Doody" for the audience of kids.
Buffalo Bob would say "Let's ask the peanut gallery", refering to the kids in the audience
by bnquail October 16, 2008
mugGet the peanut gallerymug.

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