Drunk octopus that wants to love you

A mystical creature that has 8 moving appendages that may look askew, but wants nothing more than to love you. Likely not inebriated but sweet enough to be made of macaroons.

"So _______ and I were getting really excited one night and we started to take off each other's clothes, that is when I realized he was a Drunk octopus that wants to love you!"

girl: Hey _______, come over here...

drunk octopus that wants to love you: okay... (wiggles ears.... licks lips... wiggles nose... walks over to girl, takes off her clothes... wiggles 8th appendage)

by Not-a-lucks October 13, 2011

Octopus

An Octopus is when there are many fake personal ads, catfish, in social media, for the same person. As an octopus has eight legs, posting eight fake ads pointing to the same one.

All those ads were an octopus, I wasted my time for the same person.

by TheRealPlanetEarth May 6, 2022

Happy Octopus

A sexual act where you rapidly insert three fingers into an anus or vagina.

When regarding gay sex a Happy Octopus is where you rapidly insert three fingers into an anus to stimulate a prostate.

“Sometimes I like to give a Happy Octopus to my FWB.”

“This girl gave me a Happy Octopus and it was the craziest thing I’ve ever experienced.”

by Ghost Jones January 10, 2024

octopus flamethrower

Jye wivells absolute Fire of a spotify playlist! Thus bringing the fire of the flamethrower, but also gets you moist like the ocean that is an octopus. Thus kosteninflatie 8 times in a row Will get you going

Fuck that octopus flamethrower is what this game of badminton needs

by Danique1490 November 6, 2017

Indian Octopus

Where you shove 8 gummy worms (specifically sour) into a girls butthole, then you proceed into anal intercourse. After the girl will blow you off with all the sugar on your dick.

Wow, that indian octopus was sweet!

by Nonextto February 3, 2017

sea dasher octopus

When you finger 8 hoes 8 fingers till they all squirt on you

I gave the sorority a sea dasher octopus to never forget

by ria hcnep May 21, 2020

Octopus slap

Getting hit in the face with your mountain bike after a spectacular crash.

Dylan had an octopus slap after a gnarly crash.

by Satan Spacemonkey July 5, 2023