Mush Session

The term used when a guy is trying to perform intercourse with a flaccid penis

The act of "mushing" a flaccid penis into an orifice with little to no success.

We didn't have sex because he couldn't perform.

I needed a shoe horn and rubber-band to get me out of that mush session.

by msled December 25, 2010

penis mush

A penis that can't get hard, so it just dangles there looking like mush.

Jane: So how did it go last night?
Lilly: Ugh!! I pulled down his pants just to find a bunch of penis mush.

by Tudor1536 December 16, 2014

mush missile

when a super hot girl has an ugly friend and her friend makes you soft

John: man katie is so hot
jake: yeah but her friend jenna gives me a mush missile

by bigfoothairyman April 11, 2015

Mush Bush

when that pussy stank ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°) or cloudiness of the brain ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

“Have you been around Sharon?”
“No but Justin says she has mush bush”

“I can smell your mush bush from a mile away”

“I failed my test yesterday because I have mush bush”

by nihilisticpapi March 9, 2022

Poodle Mush

the aftermath of hannah’s grandmas car crash where she killed evas grandma

man there was so much poodle mush

by pinkcumeva November 21, 2020

mush diving

“Mush diving” is a slang in some parts of the workd for cunnilingus mainly in elderly population.

Oh, the old man always enjoys mush diving!

by GSS master September 22, 2018

Mush Puss

Another way to say you have a sweaty vagina.

“These pants give me mush puss.”

by Lari5642 August 22, 2020