Mississippi Muffler Shredder

The act in which a hillbilly from Mississippi steals a hot muffler from his neighbor’s running car and uses it to violently circumcise himself.

I think Bill pulled a Mississippi Muffler Shredder instead of going to a regular doctor.

by Lord WizarD III October 30, 2020

muffler masters

The gayest group of men you’ve ever met. Until the clothes come off. Then suddenly everyone goes back to being hetero. Very strange

You ever been to muffler masters? So weird

by Griz1692 April 6, 2023

Muffler

When you rip ass too loud so you need to muffle it with a wad of toilet paper

Jason farted at dennys too loud so he needed to go to the bathroom and pull a muffler

by AvocadoDad May 27, 2024

muffler lungs

When you take humongous hits out of a bong, pipe, blunt, or joint and swallow it without choking or coughing !

Sam : *Takes a bong rip , milks it then swallows it*
Isaiah: Damn bro you got muffler lungs !!

by ChiefDub February 28, 2016

cooch muffler

A big-ass pornstache.

"I'll grow the best cooch muffler you've ever seen"

by Hey, demons. It's ya girl. October 18, 2018

Nugget muffler

When the booty hole too big for ya nugget

"Yo john she got a nugget muffler"

by Daddy is my daddy March 16, 2018

Tough muffler

When a girl goes down on a guy in the rain while he fingers her

I just got a tough muffler in the park

by Binary01 July 23, 2019