Duce mittens

When you can't find a bathroom and you don't want to ruin your pants. Sometimes you have to catch the poop.

We were outside for hours in that field! I had to make a pair of duce mittens. These are my favorite pants.

by Ducemittens69 October 3, 2016

scrotum mittens

When somebody stretches their excess scrotal skin around their fists to keep warm.

"Holy Shit! I can't feel my fingers, good thing I have fists and a ballsack! Thank god for scrotum mittens!

by Srotal Delight March 28, 2016

Canadian mitten

When you stick your dick in a girls ass and your fist in her vagina at the same time then jerk yourself off from inside her.

Dude, I totally gave myself a Canadian mitten last night with that girl!

by YaYa#20 March 28, 2019

Nifty mittens

If you’re really good at handling the puck while playing hockey, it could have been at some point said that you have nifty mittens.

Henrik passes the puck up through the neutral zone to Pavel, Pavel corals the feed from Henrik and proceeds to enter the zone while displaying to all who are watching the nifty mittens he possesses as he dekes with the puck past two defenders at the same time and shoots the puck into the net for a goal.

Several people in the crowd say to their pals: “Did you see Pavel’s nifty mittens on that play?”.

by mandez19 September 30, 2019

Musky Mitten

The art of wiping sweat of your nuts then slapping a douche wagon in the face.

For best results: Have super sweaty nuts. Cup your hand to increase the ball sweat to hand ratio. Slap said douche wagon when their mouth is open.

That fuck stick really fucked us at practice. I'm gonna give him a musky mitten after he gets out the shower.

by Your Mother My Hoe March 25, 2017

Sloth Mitten

Next to camel toe as in the physical view of a woman's vagina in yoga pants showing protruding lower lips

Rasta John: "Who wouldn't want to slip into a sloth mitten."

by Rastajohn March 28, 2017

Mitten kitten

A female residing in or native to lower peninsula Michigan that likes to spend her time doing things that will result in getting dirty and having fun. (Ex. Mudding, dirt biking, dune riding, tractor driving, moonlit dinners in a field or the woods, beach napping, hiking) Mitten kittens can do all this and look gorgeous doing it. Usually found wearing jeans, cowboy boots and a tank top with a bandanna or headband holding up her sexy messy bun.

Of course she can build a bonfire, she's a mitten kitten.

by Dunechix92 May 18, 2017