Oven Mitts

A nickname for a player of any sport that just can't catch the ball, no matter what. No matter how easy it looks, they still can't catch it.

Oh, how'd he miss the ball?

Ah it happens all the time, we call him 'Oven Mitts'

by ahhhh2342 February 21, 2019

Mitt Cheerful

A person who has a lot of exaggerated swagger. He has a super cool YouTube channel full of super cool videos. He is definitely NOT a fucking virgin and he does NOT have a receding hairline at the age of 18.

Person 1: Do you know who Mitt Cheerful is?
Person 2: Yeah! He's so cool! I heard he doesn't have a receding hairline.

by Mitt Cheerful January 29, 2021

Mitt Romney

The most intelligent president in Manosphere history, serving as the POTM from 2012-2016, and 2024-2028. He was born in 1994 and was the youngest president elect in history, being 17 on his first inauguration on January 20, 2012. He was very notable for being unfiltered and far right. As of 2025 he is 31 years old and currently in office until January 20, 2028.

Mitt Romney is the greatest president the manosphere ever had.

by catsand07 July 28, 2025

Money Mitt

nickname for the richest senator in US History Mitt Romney

Money Mitt was worth between 100 million and 300 million.

by Coop Dupe November 28, 2019

Monster Mitts

over sized paw attached to a female of the species.

King Kong over there in the corner sure has a pair of monster mitts.

by monster mitts April 7, 2009

Catchers Mitt

When having sex with a woman without protection and you are about to cum, you then pull out and cum into your hand.

I used the catchers mitt last night on your mom!

by Lickalotapuss04 June 7, 2023

Bitch Mitts

What you call someone's hands when they've never done manual labor, or when their hands are just too damn soft all the time

Two co-workers talking to a new hire while working in construction.

"Hey newbie, time to actually work for a living and earn some calluses. Gotta get rid of those bitch mitts."

by kardinalsyn May 25, 2019