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Face Humper

A "Face Humper" is someone of low self esteem that only gets gratification from liking everything that someone else puts up on Facebook, usually extremely needy and annoying to boot.

Other forms of face humping include posting randomly shit comments on everyone's status's that to be quite frank should join the famous quote "if you haven't got anything good to say, don't say it"

These Face Humping low lives often like to get involved in others people shit without having anything to do with it often sparking arguments between people just to fulfil some part of their ultimately needy persona, in a way to feel in the crowd when they are so far outside the crowd they cant even realise that they have no life outside of Facebook.
A Face Humper would be that annoying person you cant even remember adding who likes and comments on everything you every put up on Facebook.
by ILiketurtles69er March 30, 2011
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Ho Humper

1) someone who humps hoes in the backseat of his el camino
dude, that guy, he's such a ho humper, i saw her and jennifer in his el camino and they didn't get out for another 15 minutes
by Jimmy Metzger June 12, 2003
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Nut buster grill humper

When your so horny you fuck the shit out of a grill
Sadie gave me blue balls so I became a nut buster grill humper
by Jesse Hasty July 9, 2021
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Dick Smoking Donkey Humper

Someone who rolls a cigar out of foreskin and smokes it while humping, or giving anal, to a donkey.
That guy that pulled out in front of me without putting on his blinker was a Dick Smoking Donkey Humper.
by Sharklordmofos August 27, 2016
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Purple Flying Monkey Humper

Someone who fornicates with purple flying monkeys. That have orginated from a very bad acid trip.
Dude, I thought I was humping the fuck out of a purple flying monkey last night.

Purple Flying Monkey Humper
by jacksalot July 12, 2009
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Humper flumper

A guy who drinks period blood to enhance his physical attributes
Bro stay away from frank, hes a humper flumper. He'll eat your pussy blood
by Jack frapper August 5, 2022
mugGet the Humper flumpermug.

Heathen Humper

Someone who actively seeks out sexual experiences with someone who has mental health issues
Going to the bar to pick up drunk women and take advantage of them, makes you a real heathen humper.
by Tres Gee July 2, 2023
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