Face Humper

A "Face Humper" is someone of low self esteem that only gets gratification from liking everything that someone else puts up on Facebook, usually extremely needy and annoying to boot.

Other forms of face humping include posting randomly shit comments on everyone's status's that to be quite frank should join the famous quote "if you haven't got anything good to say, don't say it"

These Face Humping low lives often like to get involved in others people shit without having anything to do with it often sparking arguments between people just to fulfil some part of their ultimately needy persona, in a way to feel in the crowd when they are so far outside the crowd they cant even realise that they have no life outside of Facebook.

A Face Humper would be that annoying person you cant even remember adding who likes and comments on everything you every put up on Facebook.

by ILiketurtles69er March 30, 2011

Ho Humper

1) someone who humps hoes in the backseat of his el camino

dude, that guy, he's such a ho humper, i saw her and jennifer in his el camino and they didn't get out for another 15 minutes

by Jimmy Metzger June 12, 2003

Nut buster grill humper

When your so horny you fuck the shit out of a grill

Sadie gave me blue balls so I became a nut buster grill humper

by Jesse Hasty July 9, 2021

Dick Smoking Donkey Humper

Someone who rolls a cigar out of foreskin and smokes it while humping, or giving anal, to a donkey.

That guy that pulled out in front of me without putting on his blinker was a Dick Smoking Donkey Humper.

by Sharklordmofos August 27, 2016

Purple Flying Monkey Humper

Someone who fornicates with purple flying monkeys. That have orginated from a very bad acid trip.

Dude, I thought I was humping the fuck out of a purple flying monkey last night.

Purple Flying Monkey Humper

by jacksalot July 12, 2009

Bumper-Humper

A driver who tails another driver so closely that his/her headlights cannot be seen.

That bumper-humper's riding too close to me--he's going to end up in my backseat!

by CrazyBatLady9 January 19, 2018

Humper flumper

A guy who drinks period blood to enhance his physical attributes

Bro stay away from frank, hes a humper flumper. He'll eat your pussy blood

by Jack frapper August 5, 2022