Flop Crotch

When you walk on the beach in flip flops and they kick sand up into your crotch. the resulting sand that gets stuck in and around the crotchal area gives you flop crotch.

"Ugh, on the walk back from the beach I got some total flop crotch."

by Lou Miles July 24, 2009

wiener flop

When a male jumps off the diving board wiener first and the force rips off his penis

When the boy attempted the wiener flop his penis ripped of and they had to evacuate the pool

by Tylershmid6969 November 22, 2014

flop lag

A phrase used to describe the occurance in hold 'em style poker in which the cards on the flop match perfectly to the two cards held in your hand during the previous deal.

I experienced flop lag over and over again during last nights game. I had big slick, ace-king in the first hand and the dealer flopped a pair of aces and a king in the second hand.

by buymeflowers November 10, 2005

flopping the bishop

Beating it, masterbating, spanking it, jerking off, crankin one out, wanking off, waxing the wand, stroking the snake.

"My mom walked in as I was flopping the bishop."

by G 40 June 27, 2008

Flop-light

A flashlight held between your teeth while you are flopping.

I need batteries for my flop-light.

by Bacita Mae Jenkins August 27, 2019

Gobble Flop

The act of bouncing ones hanging testicles off a woman's neck while receiving oral sex making it look like she has a turkey gobble.

On a hot summers eve last year Andy proceeded to gobble flop his lady down by the pond, midway through they ended up sticking to her neck.

by RobSonic November 26, 2009

Possum Flop

Faking ones death or sleep to avoid having to sex with a person.

"My buddy picked up this hottie last night at the bar. But, I had to Possum Flop her fat friend at the end of the night so I wouldn't have to sleep with her".

by HENDO November 7, 2012