rotten plum

When a girl chicken gives birth to a live cock while sucking another cock’s cock.

The reason it’s called rotten plum is because the cock being born is dirty, because the chicken is sucking the cock of another cock while the cock is being born.

Farmer Joe: “Oh no my chicken has rotten plum!”

Chicken: “Too many cocks”

Farmer Joe: “what the fuck. Why’d my chicken talk?”

by Farmer.Joe June 12, 2018

plum pooper

A person who has a weird condition where that can only eat plums and they do not get digested properly so when they pop it shoots out whole plums

He was eating that peach weird he is definitely a plum pooper

by Kk ligma July 11, 2019

plum salad

An asshole salad tossed so hard it gets bruised.

Johnny tossed my salad so hard last night, tonight he'll have to toss a plum salad.

by TheDudeDerives June 25, 2017

Plum Mumbler

An older man who believes he is very good in bed and brags as such. However, he is awful at cunnilingus and no one has ever told him.

"Is Herbert really as good as all that talk?"
"Nah, he's a plum mumbler."

by Zoxgrof November 6, 2017

Tyler Plum

A Fucking Ugly Ass kid who is desperate for friends and attention but is just the most Annoying Fucking Pile of Cum Ass Bitch Loser out there.

TYLER PLUM AKA PISSBABY = A RETARD

by chravis January 14, 2020

Plum convinced

Convinced without a doubt (Midwestern term)

Jack was plum convinced he could hit the ball out of the park

by Ravandeath January 22, 2020

Plum drink

Ninja jump kick to the face while in a dark alley

Plum drink knocked me off my ass last night

by Jerbearplumdrink September 5, 2013