hog muffler

hog muffler is a rare insult. to muffle a hog would be dirty and pointless. So someone who would do that are also dirty and pointless. If used sexually it would be an insult to the woman (hog) and the man (muffler).

Get out of my way hog muffler. "he uses the muffler on that hog all night I bet"

by Eagle fucker March 01, 2024

Hot Muffler

When you take a shit that's either huge, or after eating spicy foods, causing your anus to bleed.

That spicy burrito gave me such a hot muffler.

by Justhefactsmam August 03, 2017

Muffler

A stupid person who is against project jaws (evolve 3D definition)

"This dirty muffler can't even create his own creatures."

by Project Jaws September 13, 2025

Grumpy Muffler

The act of defecating into one's Air Duct or AC System, causing a foul shit-like smell within the entire facility.

My Boss fired me and I got back at his Bitch Ass by giving the office a "Grumpy Muffler", that'll teach them!!

by Ass-lickin-lova December 12, 2023

Motor city muffler

Putting a washcloth in betweens ones ass cheeks while in shower to deaden the sound and smell of an oncoming fart while your soon to be sexual partner is in close proximty or in same bathromm as s
aid person .

Jerry was in shower after a night of eating white castles aa he waa washing up getting ready for some hot sex he gave himself a motor city muffler so jessica couldnt hear or smell his horrible gas from those little tasty sliders.

by Detroit dikhead August 19, 2025

Muffler

A classification of modern homosexual. A buff gym rat at a pool party, who wears shirts sizes to small - when if ever he bothers to wear a shirt. Often sporting large poorly done tribal tattoos decided upon when sped up or on poppers. Also as a species they can be quite loud. Also there is a high transormation rate into your standard bear with age.

That pack of mufflers totally just cruised you.

Do you smell that? Is it suntan lotion and sperm? Must be a pack of mufflers!

by Davidbrianpalmspring April 11, 2010

the speedy muffler

When a man is about to recieve oral sex, he asks his partner a random question. As his partner begins to reply, the man then forces his penis into their partner's mouth unexpectedly, so as to produce muffled sounds of protest.

Cathy would not shut up earlier today, so i put her in her place with the speedy muffler.

by Mecha_Tyler May 22, 2010