Internet

A place where you can find cats and porn. Based vaguely from the american word "pussy".

The internet is the only place where you can find cat porn. Unless you're a cat porn director.

by Batman0921 October 14, 2014

Internet

Something that has gone PRETTY FUCKING DOWNHILL the last few years, at first it was a place where you could say whatever the fuck you wanted and no one got offended.. It was pretty damn great, but nah now everyone is more sensitive than a fucking throbbing clit and it's fucking depressing, no one can take a joke nor can anyone fathom the fact that everyone has a different opinion.

Sensitive Kid: LMAO FAM LETS PLAY SOME AMONG US
Other guy: Ew no Among us is overrated and stinky
Sensitive Kid: KASKJASKJAKJASK IM GONNA DOX YOU TONIGHT BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Other guy: Man the internet is pretty fucking gay nowadays

by idc about your opinion November 30, 2020

Internetting

Verb: The act of using of the internet. i.e. surfing the world wide web
Infinitive: To internet

1. The other day I was internetting, and I found a video of a dolphin taking a bong rip.

2. Bro, do you even internet?

by Heisenberg's Pimp April 29, 2014

internet

It's a series of tubes.

"The Internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes."

by SteamGunner January 26, 2007

internet

Supposedly a medium for exchanging data and educational resources. Now it's just a place where you can find porn, warez, and drugs.

I'm gonna go surf the Internet today.

by AYB March 10, 2003

Internet

Thee who oposes thy lord, without cable thy shall fail. With 56k they shall fall, where art thou oc-192.

by Brad July 29, 2003

internetted

When you're intending to go and do something useful and get caught in the tantalizing web that the internet is. Stumble, or IM or Facebook. You name it, and the distraction exists.

A : Oh? I thought you were going to bed early today.

B : Yeah man, I intended to . But I got totally internetted and got delayed.

by Gradstudent6 December 16, 2010