The cursed 2 words for every P6's in Singapore who had taken their Math PSLE which got every of the P6's emo.
Student 1: "Did you guys think you can get the Helen & Ivan question correct?"
Student 2: *gets killed by a 50 and 20 cent coin*
Student 1: "CHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! CALL MOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
Student 2: *gets killed by a 50 and 20 cent coin*
Student 1: "CHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! CALL MOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
by xDeezNuts October 10, 2021
Get the Helen & Ivan mug.A rancid and cretinous mound of blue waffle. Can't help but reference it's trivial psychology degree. Completely full of shit, hated by all.
Can I spread eagle for inspection, I think I have Helen Smith?
Check my anus dude, I think I have H.
Make my swamp great again!
I'm is education, my iq 85, itz good.
Check my anus dude, I think I have H.
Make my swamp great again!
I'm is education, my iq 85, itz good.
by Sean Carrington May 22, 2020
Get the Helen Smith mug.This phrase will invoke fear into the minds of any Primary 6 (A 12 year old) who has ever attempted this dangerous question because of how ridiculously difficult it is (MOE pls don't sue me)
Here's the question:
Helen and Ivan had the same number of coins. Helen had a number of 50-cent coins and 64 20-cent coins.
These coins had a mass of 1.134 kg.
Ivan had a number of 50-cent coins and 104 20-cent coins.
Question 1: Who has more money in coins and by how much?
Question 2: Given that each 20-cent coin is 2.7 g heavier than 50 cent coin, what’s the mass of Ivan’s coins in kg (kilograms)?
Here's the question:
Helen and Ivan had the same number of coins. Helen had a number of 50-cent coins and 64 20-cent coins.
These coins had a mass of 1.134 kg.
Ivan had a number of 50-cent coins and 104 20-cent coins.
Question 1: Who has more money in coins and by how much?
Question 2: Given that each 20-cent coin is 2.7 g heavier than 50 cent coin, what’s the mass of Ivan’s coins in kg (kilograms)?
Teacher: Ok guys lets try this question!
Students: *Sees Helen and Ivan in the question*
Students: *Faints*
Students: I HATE MATH
Students: *Sees Helen and Ivan in the question*
Students: *Faints*
Students: I HATE MATH
by ItsTigerrr September 21, 2023
Get the Helen and Ivan mug.by always._saucy January 12, 2022
Get the dirty helene mug.Me and the boys Helen Kellered that hot MILF last night, then left the plunger in the toilet bowl. Got her!
by Laura Wynn February 24, 2011
Get the Helen Kellered mug.When a person takes a shit and then proceeds to wipe it on the wall and leaves it for an unsuspecting person to clean it up. Its called the Helen special cause you don't see or hear it until its on the wall a la Helen Keller.
Man I stayed at this hotel last night and someone left a Helen Special for the house keepers this morning in the public bathroom.
by Barney Cannon June 10, 2009
Get the Helen Special mug.Guy1: So she left early why?
Guy2: I was half asleep and hungover and didn't remember who she was, so I Helen Kellered her face, and poked her in the eye by accident.
Guy2: I was half asleep and hungover and didn't remember who she was, so I Helen Kellered her face, and poked her in the eye by accident.
by JohnChisom88 October 29, 2010
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