pap hatch

The hole in your botty from which you drop fecal torpedoes.

Gavin went to the toilet to empty his pap hatch.

by Marvin Jibbits March 19, 2024

Karney-hatch

What happens to your anus after years of anal sex.

I'm 40 and now I've got santorum dripping out of my karney-hatch.

by Karney-hatch April 13, 2020

Hatchness

To be engulfed in the essence of paperwork involving Hatch

I am swamped with Hatchness today and can't go out for lunch.

by Supersport99 January 11, 2006

Hatching Chick

When eating Kraft singles, poking a hole in it and sticking your tongue through the hole.

While stuck in traffic, I saw a girl with a hatching chick in her mouth.

by Johnny Feyev November 3, 2011

Hatching

When your life is getting better while everything burns around you

I lost my girl, my job, and my dog. I thought my life was over, but I was just hatching, turns out my life is great now!

by Jenny John March 18, 2024

Hatching a Havana

When you need a poo. You can feel it almost ready to come out. It’s growing inside and you know it’s going to be a good one 👍

“ Hey Steve, you haven’t been for a dump for a while”

“ I’m just hatching a havana “ 😜

by Miles Away Boy January 10, 2022

Nut hatch

When your pants are on their last leg and your bollock decides to make an appearance.

When Quinn was coming down the waterslide, he had a nut hatch and i could see his lefticle

by PhatPenguin February 1, 2025